Dr. Warren Hern, a Boulder physician and late term abortion provider
Tip 1 - Take a nap on the couch. Couchnaps are free and totally awesome. Throw a History Channel show on for bonus z’s, even if you’re interested in the show, most of those narrator’s voices have some kind of sleepytime tone.
I don’t need no instructions, to know how to rock!
- Tom Oatmeal: Two for the toll booth please! My dog Eric and I would like to keep driving on this road.
- Toll Operator: Throw the money in the bin. It's the same every time.
- Tom Oatmeal: Sorry.
- Toll Operator: No, you're not. You do this every day and I tell you the same thing every day. I seriously hate you.
- (Before he can finish his sentence, Tom pretends to pass out, his head making the horn honk as he drives slowly forward.)