December 2009
November 2009
i hate the sound of chewing
laughingcity:
and utensils so much. like, i can hear it and i hate it. lkasjdf;lkjsdsa
I had an ex in college that would bite down on the fork and it made some crazy scraping noise every time she’d take it out…GUHHHHHHHHH CRINGING NOW THINKING ABOUT IT.
like ‘nom, click, SCREEEEEEEEEE’
nedhepburn:
Lynyrd Skynyrd “Freebird”
Work Joke!
tomoatmeal:
A good joke to do at work is when some guy hands you a file, drop your arm down and say, “Oh wow! This file weighs a ton! How much work are you giving me!?”
Then when he’s having lunch, take a gun and run up to the guy like you’re going to kill him, but just fire some bullets into the wall behind him.
(He will think you are angry about the paperwork!)
